nawyougood:

theinternationalasshole:

Imagine having sex with a girl and she turns into a legit monster
Do you continue fucking her or do you run away?

does the pussy stay human pussy or does it become monster pussy? will she kill me if my stroke weak? if the condom breaks, will i create an x men baby? do monsters get the clap? its levels to this shit and i need answers.

jasonregurgitateshisthoughts:

this girl’s sense of humor is far ahead of her age
legalmexican:

Literally me

clamperl:

Skittles has a chocolate flavor now

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pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself
cosmosonic:

Women use compact mirrors in packed crowd to catch sight of the queen in London, June 1966.
bestfunny:

nostalgia-and-coffee:

atreyue-r:

Best out of context quote from the show

I have no idea how many times ive reblogged this

 

pouted:

my snapchat feed be like

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wizkawreath:

nnordor:

wizkawreath:

obama means family

no it doesnt

obama means nobody gets left behind

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

oprahkilledmydog:

i love marina and the almonds